Welcome 2 the new millennium!!!
Hi! I'm Parker McGowan and this is my homepage. You found it. Congratulations. Bookmark it now (press Ctrl+D) before it gets lost in cyberspace.
[TODO: Parker writes a real "about me" here. Keep it fun. No phone, no address.]
You are visitor number:
visitors since 2000
What's on this site
FOUR IN A ROW OF DOOM — play four-in-a-row against a bot that plays like me. Good luck. You will need it.
Train the Bot — teach the bot how I play. (Parker only.)
The Blog — posts from me and my friends. Mostly me. UPDATED!
The Cool Zone — members only. Prove you're human to get in. (Nobody has ever gotten in.)
Y2K SURVIVAL CENTER
Days since the millennium bug failed to end the world:
(counting from January 1, 2000. so far, so good.)
OFFICIAL Y2K COMPLIANCE CERTIFICATE
This homepage has been inspected by the webmaster and found 100% Y2K COMPLIANT. Valid: forever. Toasters: unconfirmed.
Parker, Webmaster
Is your toaster Y2K ready?
All of this is a joke. Nobody was harmed by a toaster.
PARKER TV
Requires RealPlayer, QuickTime, and patience. 56k users: go make a sandwich.
My Top 5 Sites
| # | Site | Cool? |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Four in a Row of Doom | VERY |
| 2 | My Blog | pretty |
| 3 | Train the Bot | science |
| 4 | The Cool Zone | closed |
| 5 | Guestbook | sign it! |
Sign my guestbook!!!
Friends of the site can leave a post on the blog. It's basically a guestbook but cooler.
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Background music
Click to play my theme song. Turn your speakers DOWN. (It's a beep tune. You've been warned.)
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